"But Goddess, this is too much to read/too complicated! Isn't there an easier way?"

NO. The following protocol for booking with Me is the BARE MINIMUM for earning My time. If you ever intended to obey Me & be obedient, you would do it from the beginning. I also hate being made to repeat Myself, which is why My website is so wordy. Can you imagine how frustrating it is to repeat Myself over & over to subs who are all clambering for My attention? So don't whine & complain, just be a good sub & do ask I ask.

I book sessions in Minneapolis & NYC regularly, & travel as well. All real-time sessions in Minneapolis require a consultation before dungeon time occurs. All distance sessions require earned trust & built rapport.


1. Send one of the following tributes. No sessions of any type ((chat, video, or realtime)) shall occur til you've sent the initial tribute or long term application FIRST.  You may also send the tribute for these via the methods listed at After you've done that, I will respond as soon as I am able.

My website bills discreetly as "smsbat".

My website accepts card payments from all countries.

2. Once we've had a short initial chat or email exchange, you may schedule an online interaction with Me immediately.

3. No real time sessions will be discussed until you've sent one of the above tributes. No real time will be scheduled//no time will be set aside for you til you've paid your 50% deposit. You only need to pay this your first 3 sessions, provided you do not miss, cancel, or reschedule a meeting//session.

4. Remember:

Do not ask for same day real time unless you have considerable funds to make it worth My while. If you request same day sessions & you haven't served Me in the past//we have good rapport, you will be ignored. Make sure you paid attention to My likes & limits, & don't ask for or expect anything I don't like.


I am a busy Goddess. Schedule appropriately.

5. If you have questions about anything that follows, I would be happy to answer them for you AFTER you've sent your initial tribute & answered out the basic introductory questions I ask of you. I also accept initial tributes of $50+ via Google Pay or Cash App, & will send along the intake form as soon as I have time to after it's received.

Have you submitted one of the above forms?



Questions? Did you read every word on every page of My site? Are you sure?

If so, & if you still have a question, you may send Me an email.